A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“You got some ID?” growls the bartender.
“I’m twenty-one in dog years and Hey! I’m a talking dog! How many talking dogs you get here anyways?”
The bartender wags his head. “Okay, sure. You want a drink? The bathroom is down the hall on the left. There’s plenty of blue water in the bowl so help yourself.”
The dog rolls his eyes and says, “Gimme a Meatloaf’s Kitchen Spent Grain Treat instead.”
“Alright, here. I’ll even unwrap it for you,” says the barkeep. “Hey! How you gonna pay for this!?”
Just then a cat walks in, jumps up on a stool next to the dog, and rubs herself against him.
“Miss Kitty’s got it,” says the dog. “It’s in her purrrse!”
The barkeep bears his teeth and the dog runs yelping out the door with the treats in his mouth.
Next day a headline in the paper reads:
MAN BITES DOG
Gets Cat Scratch Fever
MEATLOAF’S KITCHEN…
Melanie from Meatloaf’s Kitchen sells her homemade dog treats to customers and specialty shops from all over the country. How lucky are we that she’s here weekly at Monroe Farmers Market?! Make your pups extra happy this Valentine’s Day. Pick up treats in assorted flavors. Meatloaf’s treats never contain preservatives. Feel free to email her ahead of time with with any special requests! www.meatloafsdogtreats.com
And hey, don’t bite the dog!